Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Kinda got lotsa shows from one of my bros today, awesome much. Watched Clash of the titans first, then Despicable me. The first one was really good, the effects and all. So the story goes around this boy named 'Perseus', whose fisherman family got killed by Hades, 'accidentally'. So the thing here is this, Perseus's dad isn't the fisherman, but a king. BUT!! The king tried to kill Zues (the god of gods) , which obviously failed badly. And in turn, Zues transformed into the king himself, and slept with the queen. I mean, HOW AWESOME IS THAT?!! Firstly, you get your revenge. Secondly, you get to sleep with the queen!! She's hot fyi. (: So there you go, Perseus was born. Then King tried to kill the queen and baby. A hot demi-god protected them. Fisherman found Queen and baby = happy family (: Hades kill them all, Perseus survived = sad family ): Blah blah blah, Perseus sent Hades back to hell. OH! The hot demi-god died, but Zues revived her. So Perseus + Hot Demi-god = SUPER AWESOME ENDING!!!! As for Despicable Me, i'll probably rate it the best cartoon i've ever watched. You'll laugh, then cry, then both. It's bout a villain, who adopted 3 little kids as part of his evil plan. But their innocent love for him changed everything as he soon realizes that these 3 kids aren't only part of a plan anymore, but part of his life. He wrote a poem to them... One big unicorn- written by Gru (the villain) One big unicorn strong and free, thought he was happy as he could be. Then three little kittens came around, and turned his whole life upside down. They made him laugh, they made him cry, he never should have said goodbye. And now he knows he could never part, from those three little kittens that changed his heart.

KahHo blogged @ 1:36 AM

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Ok, first of all. I've removed the tagboard, cuz i've got retarded comments like, Rika: Good job! Very lively blog. Or SarahLikeViagra: Your blog has a really distinctive style. I mean, like whatthehell?! I blog once every, 3 months?! Very lively blog you say? Dude, you ancient? And COME ON!! What kinda nickname is SarahLikeViagra? But anyways i know these are just spams, still find it amusing tho. (: The thing is, I believe everyone has lost their phone at least once,yea? So a lady has her iPhone stolen by a snatch thief. And he was caught a few days later, all thanks to... AN APPLICATION?! O.o?! Yea, so there's this uber cool app, 'Find my iPhone', where it kinda tells you the 'physical location' of your iPhone (yeah, they used the word 'physical location') They would probably develop another app to find out the spiritual location of your iPhone..yes, iPhones are haunted.ROFLMAO?? It kinda caused a huge misunderstanding in the iPhone world. I've heard people saying things like, 'OH! Do you know how cool my iPhone4 is? It has some installed device that tells the police where my iPhone is!!' It's not a device you douchebag! And dude, you gota tell the police you lost it... And guys, talking bout phones, Do you constantly think that your phone is ringing, or checking if there's any missed calls or text messages... familiar? If so, you're having the mobile phone syndrome. ( can't they think of a cooler name?) 50 out of 80 people are having this syndrome. Research shows 30 out of 80 Singaporeans don't have phones... Nah, made that up myself. :D But why? A psychiatrist blames it on the stress we're all facing in the society. Catch a movie, go to a bar or club...whatever it is, just chill the fuck out! (:

KahHo blogged @ 1:04 PM

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

HELLLLOOOOOOO!!!! 'WTF?! A new post?!' I know, i know... But seriously, it's not like as if anyone reads this blog anymore, not even me, honestly. (: Anyways, we all know christmas is coming. No, seriously, if you don't know christmas is coming, you're probably Hindu,Jewish or some other religion. And of course, you'll think Santa is some fat old fuck. The question here is...Is Santa even real? So as an engineering student, (which im not really proud to say), we look at facts. Consider the following: 1) No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen. 2) There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total - 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. Presuming there's at least one good child in each home. 3) Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to... park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth, we are now talking about 0.78 miles per household, a total trip of 75 to 1/2 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding and etc. This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at 27.4 miles per second - a conventional reindeer can run, at most, 15 miles per hour. 4) The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that 'flying reindeer' (see point #1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal amount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload - not even counting the weight of the sleigh - to 353,430 tons. 5) 353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance - this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecraft re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.> In conclusion - If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now.

KahHo blogged @ 11:19 PM